mallard

A retarded person, or someone who is being a complete idiot.

Quit being a mallard!

by Fishbone2k2 October 21, 2006

mallard

1. a duck

2. an idiot that constantly switches subcultures/scenes on a monthly basis. term originates from a certain person in the texas music scene who is a total wanker.

1. "look at the cute little mallard! i like ducks."

2. "he's such a mallard, last week he had an afro and this week he's all emo."

by anonnie mouse August 26, 2005

mallard

Some one who enjoys the company of people who Quack. A good giveaway is wearing a green shirt, with a duck on it.

My teacher was wearing his mallard shirt today.

by Ray-Cory-yar-yar November 25, 2007

mallard

An ugly looking bloke with a rather large nose, that also makes weird noises......... usaully found in the stanford area.

Oi mallard you ugly fuker get me a pint

by mallard boy April 18, 2006

malarite

malarites are humans who combine the nastiest elements af shamans and warriors. they prefer to use creatures to fight for them.

they are like shaman barbarians

by smurf August 17, 2004

Maharaphobia

(Noun)

An extreme or irrational fear of not being Homosexual

Wow..that drag queen must have a bad case of Maharaphobia.

by Vehyurang September 11, 2011

macharena

The motions (inspired by the creepy dance latinos were going ape shit over in the 1990's.) that a person is forced to do when being arrested... putting the hands on the head then to the hips and behind the back, followed with the yank from behind with the hand cuffs.

This usually follows after the 'Don't take me to the pokey' dance, best described as the field sobriety test.

"I knew things were going in a bad way once I did the macharena, and spent the night in jail."

by hipstrkittn October 14, 2011