Loaf

A silly person who is often really happy all the time for no apparent reason. They are also weird and do weird stuff.

TheBaz: She is such a loaf, everything she does is pretty loafy
Dasmien: Did you hear she soiled herself on stage?
TheBaz: Yeah that's pretty loafy. There's some pictures of her looking loafy, too

by CeleryMan July 3, 2012

Loaf of Bread Head

Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.

For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"

by Sir Colgan III March 30, 2011

Loafing

When a cat sits on any surface with its legs tucked under itself. This gives the cat the appearance of having no limbs, and thus, looks like a loaf.

Steven: "My cat looked like a loaf of bread when it was loafing on my chair yesterday."
Liz: "My cat does that too!"

by The Tsar July 15, 2011

loafy cakes

1. A friend whom passes time at leisure; idle.

2. A friend whom resembles a shaped mass of baked Bread.

3. A friend who's shaped, usually rounded or oblong.

Hey Loafy Cakes, come pick me up. I locked my keys in my car again.

by west coast killah July 20, 2006

Loafn

to be slacking and not on top of your game.

man she was loafn yesterday in practice

you was loafn on stage

by DuBB09 September 22, 2009

loafist

an individual, prejudiced against meatloaf and/or loaf in general.

dude, don't be such a loafist!

by scaremongerr January 9, 2010

LOAF

Laugh Out A Fart.

Steve Harvey is so wicked funny that it is not rare for my Aunt Vera to LOAF while watching Family Feud.

by HOTPOKT May 27, 2018