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leatherface

someone who tans alot to le ppoint that they look fake and leatherlike skin. usually a bleach blonde white girl
Bob: "Did you see Lisa today?"
Tom: "Yeah she looks like a leatherface."
by Lisa Mario April 21, 2012
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Leather Jacket Foreskin

An innocent bystander roaming the streets at night, usually wearing a leather jacket, subject to drunk rants from a group behind them yelling insults.
Innocent bystander: *silent*
Drunk group: "LEATHER JACKET FORESKIN!"
by OG stank daddy May 15, 2013
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Whale Penis Leather

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.
Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.
by edac2 February 12, 2010
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Leather Lover

A hetrosexual woman or a bisexual man who loves the sensation of a leathery scrotum inside them.
"Hey, check out that leather lover groping that hobo's ball sack, lol!"
by Peckerama April 13, 2008
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Wrinkly Leather Kangaroo Pouch

In the fupa of some formally pregant women, the skin is not taunt and hangs like a kangaroo pouch. It also appears to look stretched out and extremely wrinkly, similar to leather to the eyes in some extreme cases.
Sarah was such a dime till she got knocked up. No that she had that kid she has that nasty wrinkly leather kangaroo pouch.
by Maximillion Pegasus April 10, 2010
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leather whistle

a butthole; an anus

a hole that defecates.
Phil's got a leather whistle that just won't quit!
by Mike Owens May 22, 2007
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Leather Feather

(noun) A piece of incompletely masticated meat jammed between a person's teeth after a meal that captures the attention of anyone they speak to as they are unaware of it's existence or it's unavoidable line of sight.
#1) Before Wayne gave his big speech to the executives, he asked me if he looked alright, so I handed him a toothpick and told him to pluck the leather feather from his front teeth that kepttickling my eyes.

#2) Jacob broke up with LaShondra when he found out that she lied about being Jewish while they were making out and Jacob accidentally swallowed one of her Leather Feathers and gagged before she could stop herself from saying aloud "Sorry, the pork chops I had for lunch today were huge!"
by Cybertobtic June 9, 2009
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