legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Street Legal Racing: Redline

The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.

Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.

by toygar August 14, 2023

legal crime

Something that feels illegal but isn't. Examples include:

-Staying up too late
-Drinking water from a glass cup outdoors
-Masturbation
-Shitting in public bathrooms

"Yo i just shat in a public bathroom"
"Dude you just committed a legal crime!"

by toilet struggler January 28, 2023

Legal

Something that's allowed!

You're allowed to legally park here!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Legal

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.

A yellow-colored legal pad

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

Legal DiCaprio

When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend

Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio

by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024

MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.

OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!

by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024