Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 8, 2018

buttermilk leather

Material used in a pants worn by 100% metrosexual males transplanted from New Jersey to Southern California.

My snug buttermilk leather pants excite everyone in the room!

by Metro point boyz November 27, 2015

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

leather eater

A person who has a fetish for dirty feet.

It's obvious he's a leather eater - he has oozing cold sores.

by Wally's World August 29, 2016