Launceston

Also called Lanson by some of the locals, a small town of less than 10,000 people in east Cornwall, south-west UK. It has a crumbling castle with a single turret, an old arch that used to be part of the town walls called Southgate, several churches, like a hundred little shops in the town centre (NONE of which have anything good to sell), and far more barber shops than are needed. The only decent places to buy stuff are the Tesco and retail park, but many simply go to Plymouth for good shopping. However, the schools here aren't bad, but be ready for strict rules. Being positioned mostly on a hill, from some places you can get quite a good view of the surrounding area. Most of the tourists coming down to the rest of Cornwall just drive right past it on the A30, leaving the local economy to rot, and there are plenty of addicts and chavs, but at least it's not Bodmin.

"Come on down to Launceston town everyone!"

Person 1:"What's that town we just drove past?
Person 2:"Oh that's just Launceston"

by Reggie the edgy veggie December 9, 2017

beef lunch for three

Beef Lunch for three is when three fags get it on for a fuck sandwich

"Hey Scott Lucas, Would you like to go for a Beef Lunch for Three today?"

by Mcfuck February 27, 2015

Pad Launching

1. When a girl starts her period.

2. When Apple starts selling an awesome new version of the iPad.

Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*

by mathewmatic March 27, 2011

Costco Lunch

When one enters a grocery store in the pursuit of making a meal out of all the samples around the store. A strong indicator of a cheap ass.

John got kicked out of Safeway for having a Costco Lunch in the Deli section.

by Captain Headbutt November 14, 2007

lunch dump

Typically experienced in a public restroom setting everyday between 1:30pm - 3:30pm, whereby the entire washroom facility is inundated by non-courtesy flushers. In this perfect storm, the smell culminates in what can best be described as the equivalent of 1,000 zombies who ate 1,000 tacos, 1,000 years ago, rising from the dead, and eliminating said tacos into the rankest smell ever propagated onto mankind. Global warming is possibly being caused by this daily activity.

Hey Jesse, avoid the men's room for the next hour, Jimmy and co. just got back from Wingin' It and are engaged in the daily lunch dump. I literally held my breath the entire time I was in there to keep from bleeding from my nose and mouth. All I want for Xmas is a courtesy flush from those fuckers.

by RocketJohn October 28, 2007

lunch drunk

When you have huge meal at lunch and are comletely useless when you go back to work.

Jarek was so lunch drunk that afternoon he could barely form a sentance

by rostafer January 14, 2009

liquid lunch

a lunch break from work, wherein one consumes a quantity of alcholic beverages.

Today has been rough; I think it's time for a liquid lunch.

by iminaband February 26, 2004