fart laps

The time between who smelled it and who dealt it.

-"when I finally noticed the fart laps was over, my nose was on fire and I was starting to cry."

by Em143 June 9, 2014

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lap girl

How Jason Derulo calls his whores.

Just Sit on my lap girl, ridin' comfortable....

by Darker Eon May 26, 2014

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Victory Lap

Upon shooting a monster load directly on a partners face, the male uses junk in a clockwise motion to soak up all love juice and insert said junk back into partners pie hole.

Oh man, I can't believe that girl I swooped at the club last night blew me in the bathroom and let me take a victory lap.

by Rick Wisdom August 1, 2011

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laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

by bubkrer April 15, 2005

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poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.

"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"

by ybanrab May 5, 2006

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lip lap

A rare way of kissing/snogging. Not many people use this way. They prefer sticking their tongues down the other person's throat.

I thought that she was going to do lip lap but she wanted to do tongues.

1st person: How did the kiss go?
2nd person: Terrible. I ended biting her tongue and she dumped right there on the spot.
Kissing veteran: Lip lap is harder than you think. You've got to time it just right!

by Greg A. Woodin August 6, 2007

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