Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is literally just a dissapointing mix between hockey, baseball, and football. Or, in a couple peoples words, "gay baseball".

Kris: "you play gay table hockey slash baseball, right?"
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."

by Callum with two L's September 8, 2019

Lacrosse

The best sport. Combines grace and violence. It's where you have to learn for the stick to be an extension of your hand. Oh, yeah, we don't cancel games if it's raining. In our seasons, we handle the burning hot temperatures and the frigid cold ones too.

Staci: wanna hang out at TC tonight?
Me: sorry, I have lacrosse practice. Ya know, we have a big tournament this weekend.

by milliameters January 29, 2019

Lacrosse

Lacrosse is the most underrated sport because everyone hates on it because they are either toxic baseball players that don’t want to shore a season with a contact sport or are people that have only heard of it from stereotypes

Baseball player: Laccrosse is so gay
Lacrosse player: Shut the fuck up your just mad you have to share a season and that you are too scared of contact

by LaxBro25262525 November 15, 2020

Lacrosse

A fun sport which involves the fast action of basketball combined with the hits of football and hockey. The goal is to move the ball around through set plays or transition offense and shot the ball into a goal. While there is a misconception that lacrosse is gay, its quite the opposite. In lacrosse, the defense is tasked with hitting the other players and playing team defense to take the ball at the other team.

The goalies are probably the craziest players on the field as they stand in the goal with nothing but gloves, helmets and a chest pad and try to stop a shot coming at over 90 miles per hour.

Another misconception is that lacrosse players are unathletic. This is completely false. At lower levels this statement my be applicable but in college, you will find some of the best athletes playing lacrosse. I play division 2 lacrosse and I run a 4.5 40-yard dash and im not even the fastest on my team.

Baseball players: "Why do you play lacrosse, that's so gay, you must not be athletic"
Lacrosse players: "sorry I dont like to stand around for 3 hours trying to hit a ball"

by Oj456 March 3, 2020

Lacrosse

The best fucking sport you can find. Gets a shity stereotype ( rich assholes ). It’s got a lot of history and really fun. Whoever tells you it’s bad is shitty at the game and lays a Alabama hot pocket in his sister every night

Lacrosse

by Benjamin_Doverton May 27, 2019

Standup Lacrosse

1- A ridiculous mishearing of "Santa Claus".

2- A term for any terrible mishearing of a word or phrase. Somewhat related to the popular subreddit r/BoneAppleTea, except verbal.

1- If you're good this August, Standup Lacrosse will visit your home and give you 100% cocoa chocolate for Ricemash.
2- A: I can't wait to get the new console!

B: The honald?????

A: What kinda Standup Lacrosse is that?!

by daemon_definitions July 17, 2020