Kitty

Cash/Money

Tim- Trynna match?

Joe- Nah man ion have the kitty for bud rn

by Fetti Mozzarelli June 13, 2019

Kitty

Kitty- noun. If you are friends with a Kitty, you are the luckiest person in the world, never let her go. She is an amazing, lovable person. She gives love even if she doesn't get it it back. Her charms can persuade you with anything like she is putting a spell on you. She may be shy at times, but once you get to know her she is the most crazy, hilarious, weirdest person ever. Kitty has a big heart and will give it to anyone she can trust. She is a beautiful person and her voice is a stunning sound everyone would die to hear it just once. Yes, she can be a little impatient at times but that makes you love her even more. Trust me when I say this: you need a kitty in your life.

Person: Hey! What's your name?
Kitty: *mumbles* Kitty...
Person: I didn't quite get that, could you say it again please?
Kitty: I SAID MY NAME WAS KITTY!!!!!!!
Person: Ok! Ok!

Kitty: *smiles sweetly* see ya!

by (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ October 31, 2019

hello kitty

the most badass thing on earth if presented in the right way. and if worn by a male will make them look like a fag but will also turn them into an instant scene chick magnet.

boy 1 "look at austin he has a girls hello kitty shirt wht a fag"
boy 2 "what do you mean the way hes rocking that shirt he looks like such a badass"
girl "omg he is so sexy in that shirt i want his number"
boy 1"..."

by g0ogl3 May 16, 2010

Kitty wampus

The state of an object being physically different or normal then expected, especially related to geometric alignment.

(1) Whoa dude, that truck ahead of us is going down the road like a crab. The rear axel is totally kitty wampus.

(2) The new door we hung is kitty wampus. The top corner isn't flush with the door jamb, and the door won't even close.

by The old kodger March 27, 2009

Fuck you kitty

Blaming anything gone wrong on your cat.

1: "Aww I dropped my keys... fuck you kitty!"
2: "We're out of milk? Fuck you kitty!"
3: "You're breaking up with me? Fuck you kitty!"

by Gamer2401 July 28, 2010

Kitty Huffing

breathing in the kitty hair deeply to get the full feline effect.

"Hey man let's go do some kitty huffing"

by lipsticksmearedsuicidepumps October 13, 2008

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013