Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

Kirking

Kirking someone is the action of very awkwardly putting one arm around a woman’s shoulder and then grab their assets, while also using your other arm to text minors.

Person 1: I heard Danny was being weird on the bus again.
Person 2: Yeah, he was Kirking Charlotte.

by Josh Allen the Throat Goat January 24, 2024

kirk

a herblike man, one who laughs at everything and adds value wherever he goes.

I wish I was naturally more of a Kirk.

by girlsrule12345 April 26, 2023

Kirked

When a catastrophic failure occurs. Examples including but not limited to: something falling apart. An aftermarlet part spontaneously falling off, or flying off a vehicle, lipo battery exploding while performing its duty, etc.

That engine just kirked. What happened to his car? It kirked!

by AL Zeus May 9, 2023

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish

Kirk hasn’t given up fishing

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Kirk

A bald black man with a small penis.

“That bald black guy over there is such a Kirk”

“The NFL’s all time leading rusher is a real Kirk”

“Kirk has a small penis”

by Jo’Quan Dinkelburg September 9, 2021