A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
Get the strangling the kangaroomug. a desire to have a female friend (the kangaroo) who fills the role of a nurturer, or mother figure
typically comforting beta males and under
typically comforting beta males and under
1: john always hangs out with melissa, and she seems to act protectively toward him, I wonder if he has a kangaroo complex, and likes the nurturing attention and security
by treehouse December 30, 2014
Get the kangaroo complexmug. I'd do The kangaroo with her
by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018
Get the The kangaroomug. When you wear a hoodie and cut a hole in the pocket for your penis. Masturbate with your hand and dick in the pouch while hoping a little during. Finish in the pouch.
by DarrinTheHunn April 20, 2025
Get the Kangaroo Pouchmug. This is when two Canadians fist-fight. Due to maple syrup content of the Canadians, the hands become intertwined and stuck together. The Canadian Kangaroo cannot be separated, and it continues to grow and collect more Canadians.
Watch out for the Canadian Kangaroo, once it touches you, you can't get unstuck. If I were you, I would wear a lot of KY Jelly all over your body so you can slither away.
by ecaleohs February 10, 2023
Get the Canadian Kangaroomug. An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Theodoremug. Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
by bbobcali661 May 6, 2023
Get the Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbitmug.