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Jungle Spank

To be beaten so completely and with such moral devastation, that it reverts one to a primitive state, resembling that of an angry jungle primate. Often used in the context of online video games including, but not limited to, Counter Strike, World of Warcraft, Halo, and any game from the Call of Duty franchise.
Fuck this fucking game, I'm so tired of getting jungle spanked by twelve year olds! They're not even supposed to play games with an M rating.
by My way 'til pay day February 26, 2011
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Jungle Run

To jungle run - Verb - When you come across a person object or situation so sexy you ejaculate.
Boy1:You see that girl?

Boy2:Yeah she just made me Jungle Run
by LADasarusrex November 2, 2014
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jungle slug

Someone whom has a chode which is hidden by the pubic hair.
Girl: let's have sex
Boy: sure but I have a jungle slug
by Mazom January 2, 2015
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Jungle Cock

Pretty much when your dick smells like rotten cabbage dipped in microwaved buttermilk ranch because you've been been doin shit all day and you've got one too many folds in your ballsack. The aroma from your gross dick mixes with the smell of your swamp ass to kinda smell exactly like an old shinguard or when you fuck some dirty slut and don't wash your hog until after work the next day.
"As soon as I unzipped my pants to piss, my fuckin eyes started watering. I'm talkin a serious case of jungle cock. That shit smelled feral."
by ricflair May 10, 2015
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junkless

no penis no vulva no nothing, like a doll
he had nothing down there
you mean no penis?
no, I mean no nothing
you mean like junkless?
by Jimlberto May 26, 2016
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Jucket Jungle

A place or area where juckets tend to congregate, such as flea markets, trailer parks, Walmart and carnivals
That dollar store really attracts the local trash. It's turned into a jucket jungle.
by KingMHM October 3, 2016
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Run Through The Jungle

To have intercourse with a woman that has not shaved her crotch.
Friend: I like it shaved
Me: You really don't wanna run through the jungle?
by Domestic Slim January 12, 2021
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