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Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS
Did you see Jonathan last night.”

Yeah there wasn’t much to see”
by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019
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Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020
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Dumbass that's bad at cod
Your such a Jonathan
by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017
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The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.
Stay away from Jonathan!
by KKK hitler June 8, 2018
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A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.
Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right
by JK_horse March 22, 2017
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A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.
Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked
by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017
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A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.
Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family
by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018
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