Jonathan

The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.

Look at that guy sucking a dick , he must be a Jonathan

by Cuz2ill May 26, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man

Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex

by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019

Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS

“ Did you see Jonathan last night.”

“ Yeah there wasn’t much to see”

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan can be very shy and quiet at times.
He can also be a freak and a sex goddesses when u get to know him.
He doesn’t care about size or beauty when it comes to girls, and is very akward with girls. When he does meet a girl he sticks with her and is the best boyfriend a girl could have.

Man I wish I would have never dumped Jonathan for him

by Iceicebaby123...123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs

dont be jonathan be carlos

by jorgesucks123 May 26, 2018

Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Jonathan

A dude that can do both. He can be weird but serious, even be emotional and still have a resting bitch face. He is also the most extra person but also the most low key. But somehow with all that he's athletic and some what smart but acts stupid 24/7.a stupid hoe

Your a mysterious mofo is your name Jonathan?

by Jus._.acloud October 16, 2017