The gayest guy in the world will suck your dick for free. He is also very stupid can't speak English.
by Cuz2ill April 15, 2018
quite but friendly asf, is trash at soccer , failing all his classes , gets on everyones nerves , falls of the stairs
by jorgesucks123 April 13, 2018
Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.
by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019
by Hahahaha your mom November 09, 2018
n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.
by Hero_DC March 12, 2019
Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man
Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night
Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex
by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019
A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.
by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020