Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS

“ Did you see Jonathan last night.”

“ Yeah there wasn’t much to see”

Jonathan by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

Jonathan by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod

Your such a Jonathan

Jonathan by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017

Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.

Stay away from Jonathan!

Jonathan by KKK hitler June 8, 2018

Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.

Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right

Jonathan by JK_horse March 22, 2017

Jonathan

A really nice guy and really cares about people, but he has his downsides mostly being that he is extremely unattractive and girls absolutely hate him he is a complete dork who try's to make people laugh just by screaming and saying random words than pertain nothing to the situation he can also be a extreme jerk and it makes you question why you ever became friends with him.

Oh Jonathan. Yeah he's a nice guy but he has to many negatives to ever be liked

Jonathan by Obsolete Mule October 22, 2017

Jonathan

A Mexican dude who looks like a terrorist and is ugly as hell and stutters alot.He is terrible with girls and usually gets gay guys to fall for him because he looks like a queer.

Guy #1: Wassup Jonathan
Jonathan:STFU before I suicide bomb your whole family

Jonathan by Sneakerhead bih March 26, 2018