Jon James Loffredo

super man

its a bird its a plan no its!jon james loffredo is super man

by every 1 how ever lived November 30, 2009

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

Jon Cryer

When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.

Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.

by AdolfHitler69 February 17, 2015

hot jon

When you stick a curling iron up someone's ass and turn it on. It's often used as a threat.

"Shut up before I give you a hot jon."

by the MN Realest April 16, 2015

little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport

Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.

by The man Baccus August 16, 2016

jon carr

The ancient African god of sex, the legends say that he has a 69 foot dick. One of the most powerful beings to roam the planet

Suhhhh dude you were so jon carr last night

by Large cock 6969 May 25, 2017

jon owen

He's a complete and utter square. The state of being a "dick". He's a fucking piece of cunt.

Dude your being a fucking Jon Owen.

by Hide how June 11, 2017