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John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.
"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"
by That Living Human June 4, 2019
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Johns

An item, or an object. Normally referred to in a hood manner.
Gabe: aye homie, where dem’ Johns at?
Or
Steph: I didn’t iron my pants
Gabe: damnnnnn, dem’ Johns wrinkly
by Big slimmy April 20, 2019
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John

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john
by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020
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John

John is a munch and also a pussio but most of all he’s a bitch
Fuck you jhon
Look at John over there he’s such a bitch and his moms a hoe
by Manuellover69420 March 17, 2023
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John

This name is the best name in the world. it is defiantly better than the name "Cole". John is very sexy, hot, smart, manly, brave, and nice. I love the name John
John is hot
by XxTOASTYxX January 25, 2018
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John

A John is the sweetest thing that can ever happenen to you. Multi talented, loving, charming and sexy. The best smiles, out of the world and are always very creative, often artists.

A john is always trying to live an exemplary life style and is highly conscious about morals and traditions, making a very morally upright personality and character. A johns smiles are to die for, often with the cutest dimples, and warmest hugs. Very good kissers tho. They often relate with everyone but have very few true friends, when you finally battle your way through, to thier heart, you'll for ever live to be happy about the decision of giving them your heart. Wise, caring, and loving advisers. Always too good to be true, they are like a fairy tale come true.

Get yourself a John an get yourself love in its purest and undisolved form.
To have a *john* is to have true love
His the king of my heart
by DAZZ EMPIRE👑♠ December 21, 2019
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John

John is the best Fortnite player in the world but gets nervous a lot but still good at Fortnite
by Epic games employee May 28, 2019
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