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Janssen

A man who started out like a sealed tomb, hiding all the riches of who he is inside, only to be opened by the right person. That person (an insanely hot MILF) gets to experience the truth of who he is- a loyal, kind, nurturing, gentle human being who will protect those he loves at all costs. He is the kind of man that holds you when you cry and always stays, no matter how rough the night. He is a hold your hair while you vomit, laugh till you cry, grow old with you, raise babies with you, love you till it hurts kind of man. He sets the standard of love so high, you're sure there isn't anything even slightly better out there. He is the kind of person that makes life better for you, the kind of person that makes love easy, helps you grow into a better human and shows you why the people before never worked out. He is love in every definition of the word and I hope everyone can find themselves a Janssen...just not mine, because he is my whole world and more and I'm his too.
I can't wait to marry Janssen and be happy for the rest of my life with him.
by bmjforever November 24, 2021
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Janeen

The scuz that forms underneath the drawer in your fridge
Gross, there's so much Janeen in the bottom of my fridge
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Janeen

The scuz that collects under the drawer in your fridge
Darn there's a lot of Janeen on the bottom of my fridge
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Janeen

Hobo 1 : yo that's a nice garbage bag
Hobo 2: yeah, this Janeen is a genuine glad bag
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Jensen

He has a little brother called Nico. and Jensen is VERY ANNOYING like they always fight
Jensen: Hi annoying
Nico:Hi annoying
5 mins later
FIGHT
Jensen: DIE ANNOYING
Nico: NO YOU
by shotgun studios December 17, 2021
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Jensen

Noun

A hansome , smart and amazing man his intellect is phenomenal compared to anyone else
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Jensen

A kind idiot nice, attractive man short tho. Cool too shy aswell. Always love to share feelings with others. Man can start a conversation very smoothly. Has a good friend. Man is not as smart but tries his best he loves to text more talks to crush too.
"Jensen.... Yea that's me"
by Jens0n February 17, 2022
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