Jag

A jerk or a butthole >:(

It’s a nicer way of saying curse words.

Yeah, Hector is such a jag.

by jenny1636 December 13, 2020

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Jagged

The feeling of being cut off by someone

Bill: What happened bro?
John: She won't reply to my messages
Bill: You must be Jagged

by bourry37 May 24, 2016

Jag

Jag stands for just a guy. Used to describe someone (usually male) who is just a guy.

Person 1: Tommy doesn't really seem to differ from the norm too much.

Person 2: Yeah, he is kind of a jag

by jerglas June 30, 2017

slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022

Jag off

When you anger a Chicagoan they’ll call you this and it just means stupid ignorant or annoying

“That jag off cut me off!”

by Pizzafun February 2, 2025

Jag hetar

Formal Swedish for 'My name is ...'.

Jag hetar Gustaff

by catanddodted June 10, 2024