jacson

A medium hight handsome male that likes to party and is a good lover.

Jacson want to come to the party

No I'm with my favorite girl.

by RICOSCO February 27, 2017

The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

Jason

Has a really big penis. Really big. Huge.

My boyfriend totally has a Jason penis.

by fly grll February 4, 2010

Jason

Jason. He's a guy who looks perfect and is really sweet to girls but deep down he doesn't want anything with them. He likes to play them and get what he wants. He can be really controlling at times but if you get to know him and get to his sweet side he will be the best guy you could ask for he's hard to deal with but worth it in the end, never give up in someone names Jason.

Girl: hey! He's cute!

Girl 2: that's my ex! His name is Jason, He hurt my feelings a lot but he gave the best memories I could ask for.

by Jasonsgirlfriend January 10, 2014

jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

by John Marwin September 24, 2004

Jason

A guy that is so god-like you cant even stare at him to long without your retinas burning.

" Oh, hey jason *eyes catch aflame* Ahhhh"

by wiggywackky September 22, 2009

Jason

an amazing father and a wonderful husband. He's been my best friend and partner for 17 years, we share our two amazing children and an adorable dog ginger. Waking up next to him every morning is like a rainbow coming from a rain storm....beauty out of darkness and kissing him good night fills me with the warmth of an open flame...He's on fire baby!!!

the moment I first laid eyes on Jason 17 years ago I knew he was mine forever...Like the key that unlocked my beautiful heart

by robynsag August 14, 2011