I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.
by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011
Get the penis ivymug. sexiest girl you have ever met. she is not cute but sexy! she loves gays hhjhejhjedh. and would give you a blow-job, if you like gays too
by juldie September 26, 2020
Get the iviemug. the cutest most nicest girl in the world she will definitely stand up for you and isn't afraid to speak up for herself or her friends or family AND THEYRE ALWAYS SO PRETTY LIKE OMG
by ivyeriasssss5 February 25, 2022
Get the ivymug. the baddest bitch out there, is not afraid to tell/cut a how off. you really don't wanna get on their bad side
stupid whore: omg boba isnt even that good
ivy: and that's why ur dad left you rum-dum, bubble-gum, trick ass bitch. gtfo
ivy: and that's why ur dad left you rum-dum, bubble-gum, trick ass bitch. gtfo
by renae aka the baddest November 22, 2021
Get the ivymug. by Apemanape September 11, 2022
Get the Ivy Pesonmug. (N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.
2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
Friend, "it'll be ok"
"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."
Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
Get the Ivy leaguemug. A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
Get the Little Ivy Leaguemug.