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internet lying syndrome

When someone across the internet makes unbelievable claims without any proof of backing it up and does it repeatedly. They usually do it because they have low self-esteem and want people to like them. Since nobody really knows if someone over the internet is lying or telling the truth.
Person1: Yeah, so I've had sex with over 100 girls, I'm a millionaire, I've got way over 500 cars, and I live in a mansion.
Person2: Oh cool, can I see some pictures of your mansion and cars?
Person1: Oh, sorry, I don't have a camera =(.
Person2: So let me get this straight, you're a millionaire and you live in a mansion, but you can't even buy a measly camera? Dude, you have ILS.
Person1: What's ILS?
Person2: Internet Lying Syndrome.
by Tomajko April 15, 2008
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Internet Troll

Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"
"Man, this Justin guy is such an internet troll."
by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016
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the internet

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006
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Rules of the internet

Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.
Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*
by ihvftyh February 19, 2021
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internet gremlins

the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol
by jackdemo May 8, 2008
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Internet Limbo

The act of not knowing the next website or act to do on the internet.
Steve: *Sigh*
Bob: What's wrong with you?
Steve: Oh, nothing I'm just in internet limbo.
Bob: Sucks for you. I'm looking at porn.
by Warfalcon May 1, 2010
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Internet Pedo

Somebody who edates girls, and cybers with them. THen, he'll show you his dick, ESPECIALLY if you are underage, then cheat on you. This is a warning to every girl online. If you ever come across a certain person named "Scott Nishida", you are in grave danger, because he is the biggest internet pedo of them all. He'll suck you into a relationship, then cyber you, show off his dick (especially if you're underage) and then dump you. And internet pedo also often begs for forgivness after.
Anyone who either:
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.
by Anonymous lololol October 18, 2010
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