hurdle

Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. Run, jump. You get the idea.

Pete: How's track practace?
Carl: We started hurdles today.
Pete: What's that like?
Carl: Well, you run and jump over and over.

by UnleashedZer0 July 6, 2016

humble

haley is sexy

haley: don't humble me
girl: what does humble mean
haley: that i'm sexy

by chickennoodlesoupies January 20, 2021

I'm very humbled

A phrase used to be modest under false pretenses.

A. I'm very humbled to except this award.

B. I'm very humbled that so many people could be here.

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

humble

Generally anything positive, flashy or "different"

derek's humble as shit...

person one: she really walked out on him

person two: that's not humble...

person 1: she got some big titties...

person: off the humble yeahh....

by Modicking Shithead May 23, 2014

Hurkle

Once upon a time, there lived a little boy, his name was Hurk. He lived in the town of Beans and Fruit. He lived with his older brother Derp and little brother Herp. He was kiddnape by the Evil witch Ray Leota and her man slave Moe Lester. He was tortured senselessly for SEVEN EONS by branding him with burning marshmellows on sticks and wipping him with wire hangers. Once a momma's boy, now a MAN and a half, he sought revenge aganist his captors (after they let him go). He traveled (TO THE FUTURE! ! !)in order to defeat his makers. Which he did. He killed them, ripped out their hearts, and ate them in order to contain their souls for the rest of eternity. When he returned to Beans and Fruit, his brothers noticed his changed bersonality. THEN HE KILLED THEM! AND ATE THEIR SOULS! So when you walk through the night with a boner and no hot girls to bang, this is considerer a "hurkle." But maybe your mom will take it in the ear. BOOOOOMMMMM! !

To "hurkle" is to hurl monkeys of the Golden Gate Bridge in order to please the wandering deity, Bastar the Wanderer

Guy 1: Maaaan...I have such a HURKLE! ! ! You think there's a chick around her to do?

Guy 2: Only your mom.

Guy 3: BOOOOOMMMMM! !

by XxBastar The WandererxX October 21, 2011

Humble brag

When you try to low-key stroke your ego, while acting unimpressed with yourself.

"You think I'm the shit? OMG, Ib think you're the shit! I didn't realize I was so liked".

"No need to humble brag".

by Trez0688 April 20, 2022

on the humble

adj. unable to do what you want because you're don't have the money

Hey, Let's go catch that new action flick

I can't man, I'm on the humble.

by Webster Papadopolous July 12, 2004