AP European History

You have to be manly to take this class. I got A's each trimester in that class, u jelly? <trollface>

Covers European history (duh) from 1450 (approximate date of invention of the printing press by Johannes Gutenberg) to the present day. While it is true that it is hard, use your document analysis skills you picked up in the class for DBQs and realize that the definitions on UD are kind of biased. This is an excellent class that make you supes smart.

The AP exam begins with a multiple choice section consisting of 80 questions; now if you get one wrong, you DO NOT get penalized (yeah!). This is hard, but it gets even harder. The writing section consists of a DBQ (document based question) and two FRQs (free response question). Your writing hand will probably throb after this test.

Jimmy took AP European History and learned about socialism; he decided that everyone should share this knowledge. But in application that doesn't really work, now does it? ;)

by AidanVonBismarck November 22, 2011

canadian history

Canadian History is a sex act so deplorable that it can not be mentioned on T.V. But thanks to the glory of the Internet I can explain it to you here. It was created by two mounties on a frigid December night. They were water boarding a moonshiner in a log cabin trying to get him to confess the location of his distillery. Hours went by and they were getting no where. So they had to think fast. The only supplies they had left in the cabin were an extremely large set of moose antlers a jug of maple syrup and oddly enough the Stanly cup. Quick on there feet they covered the mans member in maple syrup and began violently jerking him off. Right as the man was about to peak sexually they simultaneously smashed his genitals with the Stanley cup and rammed the moose antlers up his ass using the remainder of the maple syrup as lube. The force was so great that the mans prostate exploded so violently that he confessed the distillery's exact location before he even knew what he had done.

Canadian History, cause water boarding is for pussies.

by Canadian History 101 February 7, 2010

Canada's History

An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."

In April, Steven Harper performed Canada's history in the role of the mounty in parliament.

by Sarah McLachlan's Love Child February 5, 2010

Texas History

A class that you have to take in 4th grade and 7th grade in Texas. It's pointless and no one ever pays attention. Everyone copies the answers from the stupid text book. I honestly don't know anyone who knows shit about it.

Me: Crap I have Texas History next
Other Person: Skip it. You don't learn anything anyway.

by sparkleziez August 6, 2009

Canadas History

The act of reclining nude on a chesterfield while seductively licking poutine.

Catherine was studying canadas history and that shit was sloppy!

by envia February 5, 2010

AP European History

A great class, depending on your teacher. It's not that hard as long as you pay attention and think critically. I'm about to take my test on Friday and I am scared. BUT if you don't study... you will get an F and wonder why, and no one in the class will have sympathy for you because they're all either upperclassmen or geniuses.

The Mormons and Asians in my AP European History made fun of me when I told them that I failed the test last week.

by Garth Funker May 6, 2010

AP US History

A 15-essay second semester final.

The class is easy, but what the fuck is this shit?!

by Alex April 23, 2005