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Hoover

To beg for another's salad at the local mall's food court in order to guzzle it down free of charge.
Nah I'll take it, I'll just hoover it down.
by CouchPotato2019 March 4, 2021
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Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020
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Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.
Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself
by Xione666 June 12, 2025
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Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023
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Hoovered

Getting your neck sucked resulting in a slight bruise a.k.a hickey
She was hoovered in the backseat before he removed her pants, the bruise was huge.
by Melissa14 April 21, 2022
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Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)
"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."
by tech-decker February 28, 2024
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