Lincoln Hoover

Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life

Lincoln Hoover is Olivia Kelly’s best friends

by Lmaster November 20, 2020

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025

Hoover

A stupid and oblivious person.

Bro you’re such a Hoover

by 7Hours April 29, 2020

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

Opening the Hoover Dam

A slang term for playing with a Tech Deck (with the intent of getting an observer's vagina moist.)

"Time to open the Hoover Dam." *starts tech-decking*
"Holy shit, they're Opening the Hoover Dam."

by tech-decker February 28, 2024

Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.

That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

or

How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.

by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022

Brent Hoover

A gay ass individual intercepted with the strands of Adolf Hitler, there for acceptable nicknames include: Adolf Hoovler, Doover, and Hick. Usually a Brent Hoover has an unusual lust for teenage girls and also watches teenage boys undressing and showering.

Have you met the pervert Brent Hoover

by Zack Ass May 30, 2019