homework

something that teachers to kill us

(if you sit in the back you can get away not doing it)

i HATE homework

by neala December 19, 2002

Homework Camping

When the homework is due pretty soon, this is camping nearby the collection box, to get as much time to do homework before its collected. When the teacher does come, the campers usually rush out and hand it at the very last second.

Jerry: Hey, what's Nick doin under those stairs?
Tom: Looks like he's homework camping, again.
Jerry: Here comes Mr.Watson!!
Tom: Look! He's making a break for it!!
Jerry: Haha! What a n00b.....

by Future Clinton Clone #45alpha March 21, 2010

holiday homework

Homework assigned over the holidays i.e the worst kind of homework that any teacher could give.

Biology Teacher: You have to do a cell poster, do this prac and a chapter test for holiday homework.
English Teacher: You have to write 700-800 words on this creative writing task.
French Teacher: You have to write a paragraph about your family and do 11 pages of your grammar book.
Me: Oh dear god please help me!
Me: *procrastinates*
Me: *has to do it at the last minute* FUUUUUUUUU

by xgirlybooknerdx May 8, 2016

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009

homework

A cruel, but regrettably not uncommon form of extreme torture given out by scaly, winged creatures otherwise known as teachers. As if these creatures did not torture us enough, they decide to extend this abuse into the victom's free time.

Teacher: Why did you not do your homework last night? You had pleanty of time!

Student: Oh, sorry, but I kind of have a life.

(Teacher whips Student and gives them more homework.)
That should teach you!

by crazymichaela March 15, 2010

homework

A freakin waste of time that keeps people from skateboarding!!!!

I wanna go skate, but i have to much freakin HOMEWORK!

by skating rules February 17, 2004

homework whore

The smartest kid in the class who always does there homework, but says they didn't do it on every occasion that you ask.

Me: Hey did you do your biology??

Homework Whore: Uhhh nooo i didnt do it either.

Me: Bull shit you have like a 99%. You are the biggest homework WHORE.

by xavion November 8, 2010