Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

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by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

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Pulling a Hector

1. Being a pointless contrarian

2. Arguing against a good idea simply because it wasn't your idea

"He's pulling a Hector and pretending that Bea Arthur isn't the best name for a dog in the history of names for dogs."

by intelekshual May 9, 2019

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Guilty as hector's dolphin

When you have been found guilty of a crime or action that involved scamming an adult with a baby or an adult with a small child....

Man, that guy really fooled our baby boy with that babalizing! What a fraud, he's guilty as hector's dolphin.

by Silencer|oo7 June 21, 2021

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Heston

A bird native to Washington. Typically seen in Kennewick around it's drug stores. It has an interesting call that sounds very similar to a british man saying scott.

Holy shit!, a Heston flew into the window!

by Ian Hames August 7, 2008

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A cross between the words heterosexual and homosexual. Straight men that display stereotypically blatant homosexual and feminine mannerisms, (i.e. the "lisp", the limp wrist, many girl-friends, and the use of obscene quantities of facial and hair products) but are a actually believed to be straight due to the lack of evidence to the contrary.
Full Word - Hetmosexual

"I think RP might be gay. Do you hear the way he talks its almost like hes a girl. And he takes longer then one in the bathroom getting ready"
"Nah, I think he likes chicks. He's just Hetmo."

by Mike Doyle July 16, 2008

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