Having Tea

The act of mating in a verbally incognito manner.

Dude, I can't talk on the phone now, I'm having tea.

by Arachnid November 30, 2006

having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

have a go

to do something that will get you funked up, or to take some of that prime shit.

"have a go at that bottle one time kid"

by dizzletron March 17, 2010

have pronouns

As you browse your twitter feed, and stumble upon someone being outraged about something that appears rather innocuous. You check the twitter profile of some insane NPC or SJW of a random outrage brigade, to detect if they have gender pronouns in their profile description. If they do, they "have pronouns", and of course they are to be mocked and ignored. Usually they have random blue wave icons as their display name also.

NPC tweet: THAT's WHY HE IS NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!1
Normie tweet: Why does everyone who is offended have pronouns?
NPC tweet: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!!!!!!! *outrage*

by Davester75 October 28, 2018

Have a day

1. Sophisticated equivalent to "Doh!"
2. A neutral way of greeting someone.

"Wow, you got an F on that test man."
"Have a day."

by Swanneh March 27, 2008

Have a cry

When someone is bitching about a small thing and is getting easily mad

Person 1:omg jai your so annoying
Person 2: stfu and have a cry

by Verrifiied November 5, 2019

not having a life

Not having a life is a sad yet common downfall of many people and hopefully someday they will get off their asses and find one.

Person 1: Hey, what do you call writing definitions about people you don't like on urban dictionary?

Person 2: Immature? Stupid?

Person 1: Close! Not having a life!

Person 2: That was my next guess.

by definingmyworld November 4, 2008