Liberty hammer

think statue of liberty except this bitch lies in wait behind the drapes of your bedroom. Instead of a lamp torch she holds a Thor-like hammer which she wields with righteous vindictive justice. She emerges from the shadows after watching you sleep and strikes when you least expect and just keeps coming

boutta bring out my liberty hammer of justice on these toxic dudes

by williet hughnot August 15, 2020

hammer the ham

To masturbate violently.

1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.

by Flyingwallruss November 11, 2017

Gallagher's Hammer

The name of your penis when you are boob fucking a chick with your dick.

My girl's boobs had jizz all over it when I was done using gallagher's hammer.

by SweetJC6464 February 6, 2014

Tonsil Hammer

A long, fat, engorged and rigid cock.

I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

hammer wank

when there's not full access to a penis and so a full grip of the hand cannot be obtained such as in the cinema when your dicks inevitably through the bottom of the popcorn box, so the index and middle finger become like the claw of a hammer and the penis being like the nail that's being pulled giving a better grip

Was sittin in mass and Jess gave me such a hammer wank

by Mattc96 February 25, 2015

dusty hammer

A dirty fat dick

I was going to fuck my sugar daddy but he had a dusty hammer.

by NikeTangelo November 8, 2017

Heel Hammer

To kick one's self in the testicles with their heel, while sitting in a chair.

Heel Hammer - Scoot to the end of your chair and let the "boys" spill of the edge. Now raise either foot (or both) and give the giggle berries a good whack.

by d3m0@IDMF May 11, 2009