hamburger

IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. IT'S A BEEF PATTY BETWEEN TWO BUN HALVES. IT'S TOPPINGS USUALLY CONSIST OF KETCHUP, MUSTARD, AND OCCASIONALLY RELISH. GOD, WHY DO STRAIGHT WHITE AMERICAN ENGLISH SPEAKING MALES HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING IMMATURE. IT'S PROBABLY TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR SMALL DICKS AND SUCKINESS AT BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, AND FOOTBALL. AND GOLF. IT'S NO WONDER WHY MOST INTELLECTUAL WHITE GUYS TURN GAY!
FUCK WHITE PATRIARCHY, AND ALL OF IT'S RANCID, TIRED OBSELETES FORMS. GO PLAY SOME HOCKEY, AND ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BECAUSE WE (I AM A GAY WHITE LIBERAL MALE COLLEGE STUDENT, WHO MOSTLY DATES BLACK AND LATINO GUYS) ARE TAKING IT OVER!

Big Mac, Whopper, double cheeseburgers, cheesburgers, The Big and Tasty, Quarter Pounder with cheese, Double Quarter Pounders with cheese, Burger King Steak Angus Burgers, Kobe Beef Burgers, Fuddrucker's Burgers, Burgers from Old Country Buffet, and Filet Mingon Burgers.

by blacksticksinwhiteguys March 12, 2005

hamburger butthole

An anal sphincter that has been viciously abused by a horse cock until veins pop out resembling ground beef

Damn, cathy cornhole's can looks like a quarter pounder...yea she hates rice dick.... I'm gonna give my wife a hamburger butthole next time she wants to go eat at mcshit.

by mcfuckstick August 27, 2010

Hamburger face

TO BE AN ASSHOLE IN GENERAL, AND TO USE K TO ANSWER LARGE STATEMENTS OR QUESTIONS.

Example 1: Hamburger face

JAKE FREDERIC DAVEAY WAS ON SKYPE WITH RORY, WHEN HE SUDDENLY CALLED RORY A FAG AND RORY WAS OFFENED. RORY CONTINUED TO TALK BUT AFTER HOURS OF WAITING WAS ONLY LEFT A REPLY OF K. RORY THEN GAVE UP AND PLAYED SKYRIM ALONE. FUCKING HAMBURGER FACED JAKE!

Example: "WOW DUDE I WAS SO FUCKING HAMBURGER FACE LAST NIGHT".

by ANGRY AT JAKE! December 30, 2011

Hamburger Helper

1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!

A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child

by A_non_4_tha_lulz June 28, 2012

hamburger

A gay white liberal college student who dates mostly black or latino guys.

PersonA: "IT'S A FuCKING SANDWICH YOU IMMATURE IDIOTS. I'M WHITE BUT DOWN WITH THE WHITES!!"

PersonB: "Dude...stop being such a hamburger. Seriously."

by Duosity45 March 19, 2007

hamburger helper

hamburger helper is a few cumshots on your burger.

When we're out camping, the guys like it when we add our hamburger helper to whatever is on the grill!

by USAF Cadet July 28, 2021

plain hamburger eater

Noun. A person who finds an already tasteless food and tries to make it even blander, complaining about an ingredient no normal human being cares or thinks about. For example, chips / french fries must have no salt. Often found looking with fear and suspicion at another person's meal. The true plain hamburger eater would be delighted if you could eat cardboard and dreams of what would happen if those food pills from 1960s sci-fi B movies about space travel were real. Their ideal food would be the semen-like protein gel from 'The Matrix'.

He asked for McDonalds to take 5 minutes to make him 'a plain hamburger with no relish or nothing' - what a total plain hamburger eater.

by Garlicification October 10, 2010