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Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.
She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.
by The Great Dunnski November 30, 2009
mugGet the Strap on gogglesmug.

interterm goggles

The curious phenomenon where, those choosing to return for the Interterm break at college find themselves spending inordinate amounts of time with unhealthily few people, altering ones ability to determine hotness or general quality of being in another. See camp goggles.
Wow, that was another wonderful 7 hour chat Suzy McUglybadpersonality, I think I'm in love with you.
Don't be silly Tom, you've just got interterm goggles.
by Max McGetbacktoschool January 21, 2009
mugGet the interterm gogglesmug.

potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.
Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017
mugGet the potato gogglesmug.

Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.
Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.
by Wood Dragon March 7, 2007
mugGet the Sperm Gogglesmug.

arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006
mugGet the arab gogglesmug.

Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.
Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.
by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017
mugGet the Hun gogglesmug.

ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
by s12 January 18, 2009
mugGet the ib gogglesmug.

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