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Hydro Glow

The look of extreme pleasure after smoking extremely tasty, or powerful, hydroponic marijuana. Usually consists of wide open red eyes, accompanied by a wide grinned smile, and soon followed by a look of ultimate relaxation.
After smoking that Blueberry Kush, I had the Hydro Glow. People could see for miles around that I was tore up.
by The_Hydro_Glo September 23, 2013
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Aftershock glow

When you're ex- girlfriend/boyfriend gets noticeably more attractive after the relationship is over:

Often a figmental allusion. Sometimes caused by a sudden motivation of the ex to impress others in means to consolidate their new entry into the single lifestyle.
"Damn Connor, her Aftershock glow has every guy in the school wanting to get in her pants! You might want to get her back."
by DryBurn April 15, 2016
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gamer glow

when they look so particularly sexy when nothing but the light from their pc monitor is on them
I was staring at him on facetime and realized he got that gamer glow fr
by TrueTeal January 6, 2023
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Glow Job

A Blow Job given by a Girl with false teeth, taken out...
Oh man that chick i met last night took her teeth out and gave me the greatest Glow Job.
by DaRealStoner June 5, 2018
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Glow-hoe

A person who recently underwent a glow up transformation and is making up for lost time.
Wow, once he had glow up he really got to it- now he is officially a glow-hoe with that body count!
by T.C. Bidness November 17, 2020
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Little Glow

It means some stupid kid's cellphone. If you have a little glow, it means that you always have your cell out, and the screen "glows". This is sort of a bad thing to own a "little glow". It implies that you use your phone too much.
Teacher: "If I see one more little glow, I will give the next person a detention!"
by VellMads December 15, 2008
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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