fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.

Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.

by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020

Fridge Puncher

A story that's so unbelievable that it could be on Jerry Springer but it's actually true.

"Did you hear about Mike's wife sleeping with his younger brother?!?"
"Damn, that's a real fridge puncher!"

by Sundowner97 June 5, 2020

Fridge o'clock

The magical time of night when Millenials come out of their rooms to forage and exchange stories of their daily exploits of playing video games, strumming their guitars and binge watching anything their fellow-Millenials declare worthy.

It's Fridge o'clock, let's talk about Season 2 Episode 10 of Breaking Bad while eating the noodle salad mom made directly from the bowl.

by OKAY, Gen-Xer July 12, 2020

Fridge Raider

Someone who eats most of his meals directly from the fridge without heating or cooking it

My husband is a fridge raider it's just so annyoing

by Hotworder August 21, 2020

Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

Fridge Fraud

Leaving an empty, (or practically empty), jug or carton in the fridge to avoid throwing it out.

I wanted to have some cereal, but only when I grabbed the carton of milk did I realize it was too light, and I was a victim of Fridge Fraud.

by Aranmithost August 16, 2013

Fridge clit

The little thing that makes your lightblub go on and off when you open the door

She pushed in the fridge clit and the lightbulb went off

by Crazylady420 September 21, 2013