That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?
by Joe Notaman March 10, 2005
A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.
Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"
by TheWaker2021 April 01, 2021
The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019
The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
by Illinois Joe October 08, 2004
Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.
"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."
"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."
"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."
by monster vodka November 27, 2012
Hi I'm Mark Dice here with another episode of liberal lunatics... Hillary Satan said that fake news was the reason she lost the election
by Gdog4202 June 27, 2017
Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.
by SatanHasSteamed1 February 16, 2014