A Flower Plower is a person or thing that is ridiculous by definition, and generally destroyer of happiness or well-being
by FLASHtruths March 6, 2013

A play on words from the company "Pro Flowers". It would be gay to send your bro some flowers so instead, send him bro flowers which is just a case of beer. (preferably Natty-Light)
I got an order from Bro Flowers at work yesterday. My bros are the best. Everybody in the office was jelous of my Natty-lights
by baskerville89 November 17, 2011

A girl that is so attractive, she raises the standard of what beauty is. Model quality, 10/10. So rare, you wonder to yourself, "What is a girl this attractive doing in my dinky little backwater, is she defective?".
by mike litoris777 August 5, 2019

by munroe94 December 18, 2010

Guy1: Dude I am having a terrible week no one wants to chill with me.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
Guy2: Dude I am right here stop being such a lonely flower.
by edgedsniper October 1, 2012

by Okayestbassist_616 August 30, 2016

Also: "Trash Flower"
1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.
2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.
3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- A more romantic way to describe an object or person that is COMPOSED of bits and pieces of things or thoughts commonly seen as trash by the fascist, the bigot, and the simple narrow minded folk.
2- A piece of art composed of random bits and pieces that wouldn't commonly be used as such.
3- This is a loaded term. Used by a person who finds beauty in something or someone that is commonly seen as displeasant trash.
1- "Mia Zapata* was a like a beautiful Garbage Flower."
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."
2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey
3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.
* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.
1- "The Deftones* are like a patch blooming Trash Flowers."
2- "This DIY table is quite the Garbage Flower... very nice."
2- "I made Garbage Flowers at school when I was younger." - Adam Grey
3- "These graffiti covered walls are like growing flowers in a vast junkyard.
* - Singular examples from a long list of candidates. Many other names would apply here just as greatly.
by Endth Thend - Samuel Michaud December 17, 2008
