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Mythering, tell them float

'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.

The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.

It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"

"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"

"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
by dictionarywriter1234 February 19, 2024
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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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Flyat

The opposite of gyat, having a rather small rear. Created by streamer Ricegum.
YO did u see Abby in those shorts, she def has a flyat, there is nothing but bone on her ass
by Afrogum69 July 21, 2023
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flat clicker

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
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Flat Earther

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
by Sur7 January 25, 2019
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Flat Earther

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.
by FrogBoot May 5, 2018
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flat stick

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.
Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"
by Vi3tnow April 4, 2009
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