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shifty filipino 

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more
“yo guard him!”
“nah bro, thats a shifty filipino”
shifty filipino by tonybone April 3, 2024
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Fat filipino elephant lesbian

An exceptionally sonic, large-sized wavelength shockwave, originated from the pinoy sub-county of Batu Pahat, Manila; circa 2026.
Straight down, crisscross, apple sauce, aisle 506, shelf 67, there is a fat filipino elephant lesbian in the lezbinz shelf.

P.s. any adjective the user deems fitting is allowed to be added before 'filipino elephant lesbian"

Spanish and Filipino Docking 

When a Spanish male places his penis inside of a Filipino males foreskin. Sometimes refereed to Friday night basketball
Brais - I love Spanish and filipino Docking with Carlo. It feels so right and so warm

bitch ass filipino

Usually a fucktard who thinks he’s funny and is usually seen hanging out with other bitches This type of filipino will try to act cool and say he’s always on drugs but it’s cap. Never trust a bitch ass filipino
I can’t believe that kid is talking shit again

Well he is a bitch ass Filipino

January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan) 

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex