Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017
Get the fap a fatty mug.Game played on the highway involving two vehicles. A smaller, preferably agile and/or fast car, does anything it safely can to harass a pickup or SUV driver. Common antics include tailgating, cutting off, just generally taunting them. The game becomes more fun if the "Fatty" tries to keep up or overtake the quick and nimble car. Bonus points if the Fatty has lame bumper stickers about redneck culture, being a Soccer Mom, and/or is uber clean a la the Concrete Cowboy.
I was making good time on the highway today then this SUV was going 60 in the left lane. Got myself an opening in the right lane, passed it then played Bait the Fatty for a few miles, it was great!!
by StupidSponnerism August 2, 2009
Get the Bait the Fatty mug.1) A man who grew up in Burger King and as a result now has his own orbit. There is currently 3 cookies with bite marks in them, a rotting Whopper, and a baseball with a bite mark in it floating about his midsection.
2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
2) A term used to describe a person of extreme obesity.
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Get the fatty smash! mug.A fat man to all limits . Dreams of running in the sky full of sausages . He has high hopes that he will not accomplish Because of his fatness . Stupid . Annoying . He is special Ed . I would watch out for him . He will sneak in your class picture . If you tell him to cannit he will beat you up with his cheese fingers .
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