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kratos falling

Literally just Kratos falling with Aerosmiths Dream on playing
Bro look Kratos falling again
by Ruben.18 November 11, 2022
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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
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Jimmy Fallon Syndrome

When one realizes that they seem to be the only one that hates something or someone that everyone else loves, enjoys, or praises, because they still harbor memories of when said person or thing used to suck.
Person 1: "Everybody loves Robert Downey Jr. now & I just don't get it. I guess I'm stuck seeing him as the awful, trainwreck he was when he was younger."

Person 2: "Sounds like you've got Jimmy Fallon Syndrome."
by noSreanganOrm March 29, 2023
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high-falluting

Uppity, putting on airs, snobbish in a hillbilly or hick fashion.
Should I cut back on the high-falluting vocabulary?
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Falling in Love

A man knows he is in love when he is shaving in the bathroom, and his girlfriend casually stroles in and proceeds to sit down and take a big shit in his presence.
After man gets over the initial shock of the situation and realizes he is falling in love :

"Will you marry me?"
by chugers April 14, 2009
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fallen-boulder

When you turn your shock-proof, water-proof phone to vibrate and effectively hide it in a woman's vaginal crevice and proceed to call your phone from her cell phone. Named for the Boulder by G-Zone. If your phone is not waterproof you may immitate the boulder by securing your phone in a condom(magnum if you have a blackberry) and knotting it at the end. May also be used with the alarm clock function for greater comedic efforts.
It was our first night together and I gave her a fallen-boulder sneak attack for wearing a short skirt with no panties.

I gave my girlfriend her 6 am wake-up call with a fallen-boulder.
by EasternLinesTeam December 5, 2009
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Fallon

Fallon is a strong girl. Not looking for love at a young age, she loves to be outside. Protective of her friends and not afraid to speak her mind, she is BLUNT AS HELL. If you have a Fallon as your best friend, you are blessed. She is an individual, independent, and enjoys the simple life, such as picnics, long horse ride on her ranch, and spending time with the people she loves. If you have a Fallon in your life, hold on to her for as long as you can, without making her mad.
Bully: Hey, why do you have such a wierd haircut.

Victim: Hey, Fallon? Can you tell this dude how my haircut looks?
Fallon: You have exactly 3 seconds to run before I drive a knife through your heart.
by Rodeostar6302 August 26, 2019
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