Facebook

A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.

Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.

Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!

Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)

by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009

Facebook

a site that parents like to use.

son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?

mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.

by frenchie2011 September 22, 2009

facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

by RCMo January 27, 2005

Facebook

Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.

Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

Facebook

An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.

Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.

by xBoJigglesx November 6, 2011

Facebook

A social networking site that has the epitome of EPIC FAIL with every new design...

Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?!?!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!

by lilGAPeach February 10, 2010

Facebook

A popular website where people get the balls to say things that they would not say in real life to someone. You know who the fuck I am bitch.

You said that to me on facebook but I bet you don't have the balls to say that to me in person right? Thats what I thought.

by Thef8ceOFF April 17, 2010