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Facebook

A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.
Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.

Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!

Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009
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a site that parents like to use.
son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?

mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
by frenchie2011 September 22, 2009
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facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
by RCMo January 27, 2005
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Facebook

An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.
Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.
by xBoJigglesx November 6, 2011
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Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.
by AH73 May 12, 2011
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No Facebook

A phrase you have to yell before you allow someone to take a picture of you, or tell them something that you don't want on facebook.
"Oh my god that's so funny, let me take a picture"

"fine... but No Facebook!"

OR

"I gotta tell you something really funny, but No Facebook!"
by lacubsfan November 18, 2009
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Person 1: Man I fail
Person 2: Like Facebook!
by Jesus1540003 January 22, 2011
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