premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

evolution

Something that "$LAYER" and other religous people continue to deny in incredibly lame fashion.

Billy: "Why don't people realize religion is obsolete and misleading?"
Me: "Because people are stupid and they don't understand thee concept of evolution."

by jake jackson December 30, 2005

Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.

Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!

by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018

hybrid evolution

a hybrid evolution is when man/woman skips a period of time or goes back an period or meaybe even two and some of the people have mutant powers as though like an angel.
Also Josh Lopez's band

during the next few era's/ millenia's we will have an amazing amount of hybrid evolutions and half of the wolrd will be covered with them.

I am not a nerd just to let you know

by josh lopez June 1, 2006

partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.

I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.

by Dr. Do Little October 12, 2012

Essay Evacuation

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

I didn't want to waste anymore of my time on that dumb essay so I just decided to do essay evacuation.

by sameopet April 8, 2013

chinese education system

A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.

Chinese education system is the most fucked up system in the world.

by Tony19991105 May 5, 2018