Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

“

by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

He is kind, loveable, hot, and so much more. Even if he’s hurt you you always think about him. When he hugs you, you feel safe. When your together the world just fades away. He’ll say sorry even if he didn’t do anything. He’s quiet and shy at first but when you get to know him he’s very outgoing. When you need him, he’ll be there. He’s always gonna be there for you no matter the circumstance. It’s very easy to fall in love with an Ethan. Don’t ever let him go.

Girl 1: I met this wonderful guy yesterday
Girl 2: Oh, he must be an Ethan

by A person who’s in love September 26, 2020

Ethan

ethan is one of the most amazing guy i’ve ever met, he means more than anything to me and always makes me smile, i don’t know what i could do without him. he makes a really awesome guy bestfriend and i love him <3

ethan: *smile that brightens the room*

by wilywokna March 13, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite

Did you hear about Ethan? He has a huge cock

by Big_Phat_Cock January 19, 2021

Ethan

A lonely room dwelling vampire who spends all their time inside and is forever alone

Anyone: wot did u do last weekend?
Ethan: stay inside and didn't see the sun

by Ethan the lonely October 13, 2019

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021