elevator refusal

The act of deliberately pushing the "close doors" button upon elevator departure to hasten the start and thereby stranding people on the floor. Usually done to avoid being in the elevator with someone you dislike.

Why did you take so long to attend the meeting ?
A simple case of elevator refusal, man !

by rodv March 20, 2011

Gouche elevator

When a man sticks his forearm in between another man's legs and lifts against the gouche( and generally the balls too) until he lifts the man.

Man 1 " I got Eric so good with a gouche elevator the other day"

Man 2 " What did he say?"

Man 1 " OWWW MY BALLS!!"

by Macaroni 88 November 15, 2011

Elevator Treatment

The Act of police intentionally stopping the elevator in a detention center, between floors and proceeding to violently beat the perp for several minutes before resuming and taking the perp to the jail block and citing that the person slipped in the elevator. (Happens if the perp seriously pisses off the cops ) the operation being common in the 80's and 90's when most elevators were not equipped with CCTV

Damn man they just brought Jason back from Interrogation, By the looks of his face they gave him the Elevator treatment on the way back. Must've pissed them off during the session"

by Hawkeye_PC November 16, 2023

Long Elevator

The best song in the undertale ost.

"Yo dude, have you heard Long Elevator yet?"
"Yeah man, it slaps harder than my dad when I got a 69 on my maths test."

by AZZYTASTER December 27, 2023

Elevant

"Elevant" is a cutting-edge term that seamlessly blends "elevated" and "relevant," embodying a state of being both youthful and in tune with the dynamic pulse of the world. It encapsulates the essence of staying current, vibrant, and socially connected, making it the epitome of coolness in the ever-evolving landscape of contemporary existence.

I can't keep up with the trends anymore, I'm just not elevant anymore.

by Andrey Ber January 12, 2024

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

Falsely Elevated Status

You don't have a status.

Hym "You sure it's 'the resentful' that would rather that they have and others didn't (even at the cost of the poor), Jordan? Or do you think it's the people who think they have some kind of extra special status that makes them COSMICLY DESERVING OF HAVING? Like, they think they have some kind of MERIT that others lack that makes them MORE DESERVING of having the things they have than those who don't. It SOUNDS LIKE you're just trying to pin words with negative connotations to you political enemies to make them seem less sympathetic. Like, if they're 'bitter' or 'resentful' then it SOMEHOW entirely de-legitimizes their position. That isn't reality. The truth of a proposition isn't contingent on the emotional state of the person positing the proposition. I mean, if you're like me and DON'T BELIEVE IN FUCKING 'STATUSES' then 'STATUS' ITSELF is 'Falsely elevated status.' Like, you don't have it, Jordan. You don't have a status. It'd be CONVENIENT IF YOU DID! But alas... No status."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023