Emerald Day

This day is February 17th, where discord user Emerald Goddess (tag not shown due to privacy reasons) gets to harrass discord moderators, admins, and owners.

Today is Emerald Day.

by Smugboi February 16, 2022

Emergentz

THE BEAST OF ALL BEASTS! Truly an unimaginable DEMON coming to kill all. Emergentz is a word of DEATH and unholiness. Anyone who possesses this name is unholy!

Unholy Woman: My name is emergentz.
Holy woman: GET AWAY! -flashes cross-

by SoyDivine May 23, 2022

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )

Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)

by Nobli June 5, 2023

royal elmer

the skin that connects your dick an your sac.

While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.

by Bidds & MD September 8, 2007

anal emergency

That feeling you get when you have to go. Right now. Or you may shit yourself.

Sorry I knocked you over grandma, I had an anal emergency!

by Sivarticus January 12, 2014

blake eilers

The greatest duck hunter of all time everyone calls him voltron, but all his bitches call him Blake he owns lots of chickens and doesn't acknowledge the existence of females. Some say that voltron can communicate with his chickens telepathically and understand ducks. He studied on the Himalayan mountains for 3 years perfecting his goose noise. He can replicate any goose noise to a flying sound then a whole field of geese. As some say he is good at beating guys up at the local walmart . He is awesome and a member of the golden gods, along with his friends. Many that are around him say that he kickass at anything imaginable except for making friends with geese, due to the fact him and his accomplice hit one with a car and are possibly facing charges Few guys say "no homo but he is very hot"

(Blake eilers Goes to Walmart, then beats up a guy kickassedly)

by troy fletch January 22, 2014