Evan Miller

Someone who is addicted to their phone, and insubordinate. He doesn't like to listen, and has terrible taste in music. This type of person has Chlamydia.

Person 1: Oh here comes that Evan Miller
Person 2: WhY iS He aLWaYs oN hiS pHoNe
Evan Miller: Ain't nobody tell me nothin

by The Urban Dumbass May 10, 2019

evangelien

1. A beautiful person who will always be there for you, and who loves you very much.
2. A fucking cunt

Guy 1: Hey look its Evangelien
Guy 2: Damn she's hot
Evangelien: Fack off

by xXnoobmaster69Xx June 8, 2019

evaney

Evaney is the name of a beautiful strong woman and she will let everyone around her no it. She is very loving to all. She isn't very picky when it comes to men, but she has standards.

"Have you met evaney?" "Yes i have, she is amazing"

by Dyke bitch April 15, 2019

evan mcnutt

Actually a piece of shit, is so rude and can't get hints for shit. Also sends major mixed signals to anyone close to him. While Evan may attract lots of girls, he is unaware and will not notice untill told to his face

Oh, he must be that Evan Mcnutt kid, see all those girls following him?

by Jjjjjjjjjjki November 15, 2019

elvander

A very rare and uncommon name throughout the world, very few have this name. Elvander is someone to be very romantic and good at pleasing women. A funny individual(extrovert)

Elvander: fewer than 10 people in the world have this name

by KingJexxy February 2, 2020

evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

Evan aguilar

A cool dog who likes anime and sucks at everything else( jk dude it’s a joke)

Evan Aguilar: a cool kid who likes anime and gaming and is good at school

by Supercock man October 27, 2020