Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even his roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at pool and at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
by Screaming In Silence March 14, 2005
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A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".
by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008
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by Human definer December 5, 2013
Get the Eddie mug.Originated in the Isle of Man (England). This term is used when you take a crap and don't need to wipe your arse afterwards. If you did you'd find no skid marks on the bog roll.
Hey man! I've just been for a dump and there was no bog roll. Fortunately it was a lucky eddie so I didn't have to saddle up with a gammy eye!! - Sweet!
by cragus2000 December 6, 2006
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Get the eddie munson mug.One who is duped into the teachings of abstinence-based sex ed. Some beliefs include the notion that oral/anal sex isn't really sex, that the human body is something to be ashamed of, that condoms cause cancer, that you can get pregnant by petting, that half of all gay teens have AIDS, that AIDS can be spread through tears, and the studies that show how ab-ed fails to curb teen pregnancy rates either don't exist, or are part of the evil liberal media conspiracy. Often self-righteous, holier-than-thou.
My friend told me that when she got married, her ab-edder friends wouldn't let her wear a white dress because it "symbolized purity" and she wasn't a virgin. I said she should've slapped their arrogant bitch asses.
by Genetic_Mishap April 22, 2006
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