gammy eye

Originated in the north east of england. Refers to your arsehole just after you've taken a shit and there are bits of poo stuck onto it that need wiping off.
I've just taken a shit and I've got a proper gammy eye. This sucker is gonna take ages to wipe!
by cragus2000 December 03, 2006
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lucky Eddie

Originated in the Isle of Man (England). This term is used when you take a crap and don't need to wipe your arse afterwards. If you did you'd find no skid marks on the bog roll.
Hey man! I've just been for a dump and there was no bog roll. Fortunately it was a lucky eddie so I didn't have to saddle up with a gammy eye!! - Sweet!
by cragus2000 December 03, 2006
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