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Strong Bad insults the English in this "lost e-mail".

by ZaiMatarese September 30, 2003

email

A practically useless technology that joe 6-packs tend to like. However, Strong Bad's email is twicked cool just like everything else about Strong Bad.

Strong Bad checks his emails usually every Monday.

by eszett April 28, 2003

i read your email

a statement of fact that can be truthfully spoken by any systems operator with root access.

BOFH: "I go back to the mail now, as something's bound to have happened. I do a grep on all mail files for the words "pregnant" and "family way", and post them anonymously to the local general interest newsgroup."

"I'm feeling a little out of touch with the current office politics, so I
grep the corporate email files for the words "body" and "love", then post
the juicier bits to rec.arts.erotica under "Seen on the nets"."

by popcultureicon May 13, 2005

emailable

Away from home, On vacation

I'm emailable next week.

by Delusional October 8, 2003

Enail

To enail someone is to enjoy sexual encounters via email.

FRIEND 1 "O hey how are you? By the way, you know your friend ****? Well I have some news... we've been enailing for the last month!"

FRIEND 2 "Really?! Wow!"

FRIEND 1 "Yeah, we enail at least once a day! He is seriously AMAZING!"

FRIEND 2 "You should just marry him."

by Lyd8 May 27, 2011

ebile

evil

you ebile maen

by hi June 1, 2003

eball

a person who has replaced their eyeballs with the eyeballs of a dangerous person, which makes them act as the eyeball's original owner.

derrived from crazy eyeballs, craz-eballs

An eball is chasing me!

by oaleas August 16, 2011