elephant ears

Slang for large male testicles in the context of a large shaft.

I draped my elephant ears on each side of her forehead while she sucked me off upside down on the bed.

by truth2010 April 3, 2010

queer ears

to hear something gay, but yell it out

GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears

by ajaxs ya maxs October 20, 2008

Chode Ears

When someones ears are so peculiar and small, the only proper word to describe them is "chode"

Alex-Did you see his Ears? i swear they look like Chodes!
Kevin-I know man, complete case of Chode Ears

by dowdis September 21, 2009

bruised ears

Girls who laugh about roommate virginity to their creeper roommate, but secretly wonders whether or not their roommate has indeed stolen their roommate virginity. Usually evident in a girl who wears green to bed.

Did you see Sammie? She looks like she's thinking about bruised ears.

by voice behind the desk September 24, 2010

Matthias Ears

When your ears are so big people mistake you for Matthias.

Bryan: Hey, Matthias!

Joey: I’m not Matthias! I ‘m Joey!
Bryan: When did you get those Matthias ears?

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019

small ears

having small ears renders you incapable to hearing things. Small ears are ugly.

Timothy has extremely small ears.

by timsajoo January 5, 2009

Dog Ears

2 guys putting their hairy testicles on your head

Last night I got drunk, went home with 2 guys and ended up with dog ears.

by TomL December 3, 2006