Epic Beard Man

Aka Thomas Bruso, a true legend.

EBM (a 67 year old) was on an AC transit bus talking to his friend, when an ignorant thug (who turns out to be murderer) picks a verbal fight with him. EBM moves to the front to stop himself handing out a beating, but thug leaves him no choice by lashing out. EBM beat his ass down, busting his nose in the process.

The video of the incident was posted up on Youtube, and became a fast-growing internet hit shortly afterwards- prompting many news articles.

Random facts about EBM:

-Is a war veteran (Vietnam)
-Wore a t-shirt with 'I am a motherfucker' emblazoned on the back
-Now has a pair of Stacy Adams shoes

Epic Beard Man: "Don't fuck with senior citizens, they're gonna surprise you once in a while"

by umar_i February 20, 2010

epic fail

The highest form of fail known to man. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.

<Noob>:OMG I gotz teh myspaces n mah yootoobs rool n sutf n u sux cuz u has no myscapes!

<Me>: Epic fail.

by Lawligation November 14, 2007

Epic Movie

Upcoming 2007 "comedy" film that puts my faith in humor very low.

"Epic Movie looks like a piece of crap."

by Brody K. January 11, 2007

Epic Games

Epic Games, Inc. is a software development corporation. They are mainly known for creating the popular battle royale game, Fortnite. Epic Games is also known for their terrible customer service and horrible support features. They enjoy banning Fortnite users for using exploits that Epic Games does not remove. Sometimes it seems Epic Games does not truly care about how their users feel rather, they only care about the money... Tisk, tisk, tisk

Person contacting Epic Games: "Hello, I recently lost all my guns in Save The World because the game kicked me and my friends. It said 'We Hit a Roadblock' and something along the lines of 'Unable to save data.'

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

*Four Days Later*

Person contacting Epic Games: "Are you even going to respond?"

Epic Games: "Thank you for submitting your request. A member of our Player Support Team will respond as quickly as possible."

by MathO24 August 12, 2018

epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.

Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?

by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007

Epic Fail

An epic fail is like the God of all failures. Nothing can fail more then that.

Sara was just sitting on her skateboard, then ended up with road rash.
EPIC FAIL.

by Candy from Slovakia June 10, 2009