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danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.
"That pie smells delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."
by randytaylor May 20, 2009
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Danish

1. The goddamn illest nationality. Denmark trumps all y'all other countries, word up fucking Americans.
Person 1. Yo Søren's Danish.
Person 2. For real, that's the sickest shit i heard all day, Søren's the fucking man
by SultanDenmark April 5, 2005
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denise richards

1. an actress who betrayed her suppossed best friend heather locklear by fucking her husband richie sambora IMMEDIATELY after they had split. Ms. Richards also sued her ex-husband, charlie sheen for looking at pornography and calling her a filthy slut, which, that she is. and this is simply because she has bad taste in men. case in point: richie sambora is a greasy old man who is about 10 years older than denise, with vicious man boobs. a down-grade.

2. the act of fucking your best friend's husband while stuck in the middle of a custody battle with your pornography-loving ex.
example A: Look at that bitch denise richards, thinking she has everyone fooled. She bitches and whines about her "awful" and "abusive" husband for public sympathy, then she goes and fucks another chick's man. Not so innocent now, is she?

example B: I just broke up with Jake 2 hours ago, and already my best friend Gina went after him. She pulled a denise richards.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh February 3, 2007
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Danish Dunk

The act of teabagging;

The act of putting your testicles into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim or willing partner

Proving how much of a man you are
My Mom complains that I eat to many donuts so I gave her the Danish Dunk.
by Juicy Jay!!!! December 16, 2008
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Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.
-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.
by MrTits August 22, 2009
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Deniska

Deniska is a very special girl. Everyone likes her. She's a great kisser.she doesn't like fake people.her name comes from Russia.her name is unique because not everyone has it.shes sometimes uncomfortable with herself but then she deals with it.shes very pretty, she's a nice person.she likes to read, she loves fashion. Her name also comes from a Greek goddes (God of the grape)
The new girl, deniska, she's pretty and nice , I like her!!!!
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Danish Rudder

Much Like the Dutch Rudder but instead of jerking the penis up and down you put your hands together and your friend runs your hands back and forth like is trying to start a fire with a stick
It wasnt gay. Johhny was just doing me a solid by giving me a little Danish Rudder action
by Hairy Taint August 23, 2010
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